Church of Phil at Landor Space

7:30 pm - 9:30 pm
Tuesday, June 5, 2018 - Friday, June 8, 2018

Landor Space

Award-winning alternative comedy from Pembrokeshire. Fire Donkey Productions blur the lines between fiction and reality in this genre-bending cult recruitment seminar thinly disguised as a caravan holiday park presentation.

“Gleeful absurdity…it has to be seen” Buzz Magazine

Fire Donkey Productions bring you an absurd multimedia comedy experience about a cult that lives on a caravan park in Wales. Church of Phil is an anarchic Spam and Smash-fuelled presentation in the same vein as The Mighty Boosh and The Play That Goes Wrong, delivered in the style of a recruitment seminar for a new-age cult that worship the former child star of a 90’s pharmaceutical advert.

On the face of it the Church is offering a fresh start for broken minds to heal in a loving community in the quaint Welsh countryside, but beneath the perma-grinning surface there is a dark truth that, like any powerful institution, they’d rather was kept secret.

Polly and Liam appear to have got themselves caught up in this “cultural spiritual movement” and lead the audience on an immersive and surreal journey of enlightenment, featuring dances, retro slide show presentations, puppetry, appearances from an eclectic cast of guest speakers, and just enough blood sacrifice to keep it on the right side of tasteful.

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Posted on 9th May 2018 by Jeremy Keates

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